zondag 28 november 2010

To go to Togo

On a Monday morning one might think “all I need is a good cappuccino and a ham and cheese sandwich and this day will be much better”. And then you walk to the nearest bakery and get it. And perhaps your day is much better. Or in my case you wait 5 days for the weekend to come, charter 5 friends, hop on the minibus and drive for 4 hours to Togo, land of delicious French food. Somehow British colonial kitchen combined with West-Africa turned into something quite gross. But French colonial cuisine combined with West-Africa miraculously turned into crevettes, ail, pain au chocolat et –whoohoo- baguette avec du fromage et jambon. I almost packed my 4 suitcases and moved. But then, around the corner of the patisserie, we found this creepy voodoo market:



















And a nice and very serious looking young man explained me how to make the ‘love medicine’. I will share the recipe with you as who knows when it may come in handy for one of you. Scrape some powder of the scull of a monkey and add some herbs and water. Put 7 drops in your right hand and whisper your name and the name of the person you love 7 times in your hand palm. Then -quickly- invite the person you love and shake his or her hand. And for sure he or she will fall in love with you right away and you will live happily ever after. Unfortunately he didn’t say which herbs exactly, so I have to do some research on that.



zaterdag 20 november 2010

Winter sun

Mission accomplished: Meije back on the plane all tanned and relaxed and ready again to cope with the rain and put her pedicured toes back into those winter boots. (Leaving me in Accra all re-energized by her lovely company, missing her terribly and eternally grateful for all those night shifts we used to work together, when we closed the bar and stayed for hours drinking Corona, telling each other everything there was to know about our life and became great friends).

According to most expats here ‘only people that really love you come to visit you in Ghana’ as opposed to those who come when you are based in Kenya, Fiji or New York. Apparently in such a place you may as well open up a travel company and hotel because you get visitors every week. However, with this picture I’m guessing that in the next few months perhaps I will find out more people love me during winter than in summer.

woensdag 10 november 2010

Out in Africa

Ok, so imagine for a second you are driving in a national park in the south of Kenya. The roads are muddy and slippery and luckily you’ve rented a 4wd. There are some deer, some huge colourful birds, zebras everywhere, but all you do is trying to look through your binoculars at the horizon. The road is bumpy, so it’s hard to not stick the binoculars in your eye every time you hit a pothole.


The zebras, the giraffe, the buffaloes, you’ve seen them all as they are everywhere. But the real thing is hiding. It’s getting a bit dark already and the dirt roads all look scary similar, and you wish you had a compass as you don’t remember whether the sun goes down east or west anymore and which way you came from. Then all of a sudden you scream “stop” because you see a big cat. Your handsome driver aka boyfriend hits the breaks and slowly you approach the cat till you get close and your face looks like this:





















A safari is one of my new favorite things. Together with chocolate pies that are still melted inside. But what happens when you have a flat tire in the park and there are cheetahs, lions and leopards around? And not a single soul with a gun? And what if you have to pee? Although for that one I know now it's possible to just do it really quickly in the open field.



Camping in a national park is fun as well. But what to do when there are aggressive rhinos, hippos and crocodiles sniffing around your little tent? And I surely have to pee at least once every night. Thank God for the Masai warrior you can hire to guard your tent all night with a spear. He looks a bit weird with his earlobes stretched to his shoulders because of piercings and jewelery. But he does the job and did not fall asleep. Interesting people by the way, with their diet of milk and cattle blood.


Anyhow, we’re out of romantic East Africa, safe and sound, with all our hands and feet still attached to our bodies. Next trip will be Enschede for Christmas.

vrijdag 15 oktober 2010

Into the Upper Wild West

Oh the joy. The old Fokker plane of Antrak Air ( I'm not joking, this is really the name of the local airline) is being serviced till later notice. Therefore I had no other option than to fight my way in to a replacing plane. Fight, because the airline had sold 40 tickets (amount of seats on the usual plane) but this was a 12 seater, also known as ‘the coffin’ or ‘the trotro’. For your information: trotro’s are the little minibusses used here. Most of the time they look like they have been in a severe accident, the doors are duct taped and they have no lights, windows nor brakes. The little plane seemed fine, but I was scared to death and cried a little. My seat was just behind the pilot who looked like he was no older than 16 and had never been kissed. Or flew a plane before.

But alright, it was worth it. The Upper West Region of Ghana, close to Burkina, is beautiful. And once again being in the field was disturbing yet enlightening. You can read all the books you want about how economic development can be achieved, how health and education systems could be put in place, but you will never realise how incredibly complicated things are, unless you see it. It probably goes beyond what many of the readers of my blog are interested in, but in short: just the simple fact that at least 20% of the kids in high school can not read. The fact that politicians say education is for free, so parents don’t want to contribute to the school anymore. But those same politicians provide the school with less then 0.30 Euro per term per child. Little money that leads to absolutely nothing as headteachers usually use it for their own transportation. Or for buying a generator and tv so the kids can watch tv at school (and teachers don’t have to teach). School furniture piled up in the district offices, as nobody thought about budgeting for distribution, meanwhile the kids are lying on the classroom floor.


But before I’m accused of being negative or cynical, I saw some great things too. An NGO supported 9 months mob-up programme for children who have never been to school and through intensive training can fit into the normal school system afterwards. A wonderful teacher who taught the children how to resolve conflicts in the classroom, family and community.

And of course there was the delight of being in a completely foreign world and situation. I learned how cashew nut trees grow. How you can officially change your birthday here in Ghana (easy, just buy a new birth certificate and you are 5 years younger). I learned that if you die in the Upper West Region, your body is put in a chair on the road side for 3 days. So people can grieve. Men are put facing the east, as they have to know when the sun comes up and they have to go farming. Women face the west, as they have to know when it’s time to cook dinner when the sun goes down. And I learned about witchcraft. If anything bad happens to you (sick, death, bad harvest, small airplane instead of big one), you can just blame an old woman. She will be chased away from your village. Maybe if she is pretty and her husband still wants her, she might be able to come back if proved innocent. But if not, too bad. I better get out of here before I’m old. Today is my one year anniversary in Ghana. I’ll stay till I’m 31, but that’s it. Taco, I promise.

zaterdag 2 oktober 2010

Opening Prayer

“Who is volunteering to do the opening prayer of the meeting today?” During this question I’m always very busy finding something unknown in my purse under my table. It’s the question I fear the most. I even prefer: “ who is volunteering to write the minutes of the meeting today?”. Technically I shouldn’t be scared, as praying is pretty straight forward and pragmatic here. It goes more or less like this:

“Heavenly Father, thank you for bringing us together in this meeting today. We pray that you will guide us to work hard for the benefit of Ghana and Ghana’s beautiful innocent children. Lord, we pray that we will make great progress on the education district plan today. We also pray that Unicef will sponsor us further in the future. Some more money is needed for fuel for the education district offices and refreshments during meetings with the school management committees. Father, we pray that you will enlight our path and fill our hearts today with commitment and passion for our work. Thank you Father. Amen.”

donderdag 30 september 2010

Shrimp

Finally it’s out in the open. My friend C is having a baby in a few months. A white one from her British husband, just for the record. The picture is just an illustration and they are the beauties I saw on the beach last Saturday.

A few weeks ago I had the huge privilege to accompany C while the doctor was putting some scary ultrasound thing inside her to check out the little shrimp. It moved it’s little arms and legs, like it was dancing a little dance. And I was speechless. Suddenly I got it. Why women take a million pictures when it’s born. Why they change their facebook profile picture in a picture of their baby. Why it’s all they talk about. And all other somewhat bit annoying symptoms of newly mothers. It’s all because it is freaking amazing.

By now the little shrimp is actually not even a big gamba anymore. It’s a little boy. Most likely. And he is as big as a large orange. How amazing is that?!

maandag 13 september 2010

Superstition in the night

I have some very sick habits. One of them is checking the BBC website when someone I love is flying. To see whether there has been a plane crash. I even do it in the middle of the night. Suddenly I wake up, shiver and I think that I ‘feel’ something has happened. Once I get that on my mind there is nothing I can do but get up and switch on my laptop. With the speed of internet in 1992 I wait for the website to load. I feel my heartbeat, hold my breath and think about who would have called me to tell me if something had happened. What if I find out first on the internet. What on earth would I do?

And then, with first the red header slowly appearing on the screen, I go over the headlines and breathe out. And I thank God, Allah, the Universe. Only a hurricane, deaths in the Middle East and an increased risk for thousands of children to die from cholera last night.